I nerd sniped myself a week or so ago when I had a full day of stuff to do and had this idea in the shower. Tried to make it in Python, then tried to make it in Node, then when both failed miserably I said screw it they're both trying to wrap C libraries so I putzed with Claude till I got it working in C.

The repo is only missing the original moan folder, which you can record yourself. I'm loath to give mine away for free ¯\_(ツ)_/¯